Over 50
1. Kidnappers are not very interested in you.
2. In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first.
3. Clothes you buy now won’t wear out.
4. You can live without sex but not without glasses.
5. You enjoy hearing about other peoples operations.
6. You get into heated arguments about pension plans.
7. You have a party and the neighbours don’t even realize it.
8. Your health plan is beginning to pay off.
9. Your secrets are save with your friends because they can’t remember them.
10. People no longer view you as a hypochondriac.
Dezember 14th, 2007 at 20:12
Das sind ja traurige Aussichten!
Aber wie heißt es doch so schön: Alt werden ist nichts für Feiglinge.